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Loki's Realm [coming 2002/2003]
This is the future site of a project called Loki's Realm. The website/book is complete but most of the pages are empty. some i will fill soon, others i can't until game completion. Screenshots will exist in july/august.,,..,,...,,.,..,..,,.,.,.. :: Features: JDoom source port enhanced. 32 Colossal Levels, most split into 3 or 4 sub-levels and containing a main section sort of like a hexen hub. Hi-resolution graphics (Textures/Flats), MP3 MUSIC! not only will it have 32 mp3s but also intermissions, finales, titles, and each level mp3 will be about 10 minutes long with 3 or 4 tunes dipped into the main ambience of the level's atmosphere. MD2 models with new skins, and finally, a new plot far superior to anything i've written before, hopefully having a little twisted humor implemented too. soon, after Cheb's Model Pack II is officially released, and i get everything into shape for the first 7 levels at least, i'll release a demo. after that itll be about 4-5 months before the full release of Loki's Realm, maybe even more depending on how pleased i am with the finished game. I'm trying HARD to make the levels as different from the average doom wad as possible
 
Loki's Realm Website v1.0
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if popup window does not load, i sorry, i real sorry. try a different browser or something. if not click here for what the popup would look like with a couple extra pounds. make sure you hit full screen to see all of the bottom, or i guess if you were bored you could resize the window to fit your screen. To set windows bar to auto-hide, right click on it anywhere where nothing would normally happen (don't click the start button or programs on the quick menu or taskbar, etc, just a blank space that isn't the address bar if you have one there) go to properties. select auto-hide and ok. that's pretty much it. if you need more help, go watch a movie or eat something, just stay away from the computer. please. asking someone might drain their will to go on and worsen their sad view of human nature much more, you could cause those advertisement execs, newscasters, pop music stars, etc that try to acheive the lowest intelligence level in people in order to appeal to the masses more to make popular news, movies, music, and tv and internet ads dumber than what's already norm. do you want the whole world to hate you? you know they'll find out. oh, that's right, you don't know, do you? please, just take one for the team and turn the screen off or maybe set your computer on fire. remember to take it outdoors as your house would be torched if you didn't if by any chance you didn't read the last line yet or didn't intend to read more, and you did in fact set your computer on fire in the house, you cannot legally arrest me for telling you to do so. see, here it is... DISCLAIMER: DO NOT BURN YOUR COMPUTER WHILE ITS IN STILL THE HOUSE, IF YOU WISH TO DO SO INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THESE SUGGESTIONS, IT'S YOUR OWN RISK AND THE OUTCOME IS NOT THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE AUTHOR OF THIS PAGE OR OF THIS GAME. if by any chance you like the page and the game, especially the music, and you want me to work on music to YOUR company's game or something. please, don't hesitate to email me. please, i beg of you. this is all i do. i just sit here all day and make this damn music. all the damn ta ta teetee tas and minors, majors, 7s sharps flats. all the thumps and the basses and the guitar, all the brainstorming to make the music, the plot, the levels, and the blending together. i could go mad i tell you. absolutely mad. i slave to make this but what for? to work making baby wipes? oh no i have a dream. that one day i'll be that guy that makes the music to the next id software release. or 3d realms or anything 3d, it doesn't have to be 3d just dark. hey it doesn't have to be dark, just strange, in fact it can be a game show game or a sitcom game or a kids game i don't care. i can play jeopardy on the guitar, i can play doogie howser on the piano. i can play funeral march with anything, thats like the first thing i try to play. i can even play with cheetos. i could make a shxtty-sounding guitar out of rubber bands and muffle the microphone with peanut butter, it doesn't matter at all, as long as the sound comes out completely messed up but still coherant. if you're reading this, i sorry. even if the page loaded and you closed it and this shxt is still here, i sorry. please forgive me. this is just fill-in text to make the page look finished. i'll replace this with real stuff as soon as i get back to it (if that means anything) with stuff that makes sense whenever/ifever i think of anything to put on this useless page of the website.